1. You’ve carpeted your bathroom
For the longest time in England it was considered all the rave to have a nice, warm carpet in the bathroom, right next to the loo. What do you mean people say that’s disgusting? As a fully fledged Anglophile you know that’s the traditional way of doing things. Sure, modern English homes have nice tiles or clean slate – but to really get the full Anglophile experience it HAS to be a full carpet. Ideally, full shag. Keeps your toes warm during those early morning visits to the bog.